Thursday, December 22, 2011

Weird Nativity

The Crescat uses a freaky modernistic nativity in the cathedral in LA to inform us about the incarnation and art. She says, "Modern art is often too lazy and it therefore fails to express and inspire; as evidence, I present this nativity scene, the "Haute Sphere." At first glance, and without being told, I would not know what this is."

She's right. Any artwork that needs to be explained is dumb. I remember some modern "liturgical designer" showing me some sort of weird tabernacle he'd made for a church in California. It was like a big metal tree--stark and bare, but above was a dome of green stained glass. "See, that's like the tree of the cross, and above it are the leaves of new life, with light shining through it and that represents the resurrection..." Uh huh. Remember Odgen Nash's little dictum: "Here is a good rule of thumb. Too clever is dumb."

Anyhow. Katrina's article is good. Read it here.

6 comments:

  1. Well, I suppose it's interesting in a way and it certainly is different, but I still say the emperor is stark naked.

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  2. What do you mean, you don't know what it is? It's obviously the Infinite Improbability Drive on the spaceship "Heart of Gold". Any Douglas Adams fan could identify it in his sleep.

    Now, what this has to do with the Nativity of Our Lord... well, that's not quite so obvious. Unless the designer was reading an Advent calendar through a mirror, and thought that the "24" was actually a "42".

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  3. Here's a question I've wondered about for years: Why is baby Jesus, in virtually every creche I've ever seen, unswaddled? Doesn't the biblical birth narrative say that the shepherds would find the baby "in swaddling clothes" lying in a manger? Lying in a diaper with arms outstretched is not "in swaddling clothes." (At least he's not in Pampers!)

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  4. Did I read this right that it is in the cathedral in LA? That is the worst part. The faithful had to pay for this. Just like that awful statue in Vienna.
    That's part of why I prefer icons.

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  5. I would pay to take a whack at it with a sledgehammer!

    Seriously! When can we jackhammer the Sci-Fi "altars", pile up and burn the horrid polyester "vestments" and smash the disfigured "vessels"?

    Sell tickets and raise money to build your church! Finance the restoration of old churches! Finance missions in the South (which we desperately need)!

    I'd pay $5 for a chance to take a sledgehammer to some of that modernist, blasphemous stuff!

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  6. This looks like a shrine to CDs and DVDs. I love the Nash quote.

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